It happened one and a half year ago, the day I lost my virginity. They even still get drinks and have a good laugh about pooping through the urethra every now and funny cock storys. I removed her panties to at least try to eat her out my first time. After a whilewhen we started exploring sexually, I was playing with his noodle and started to pull back his foreskin. The best description I can give is maybe a 5:
As the story goes, the man had his son with him answering all the questions. Like just a huge clump of fecal matter directly on her asshole, that got sandwiched between her ass and smeared throughout her pants.
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I had been an escort for almost a decade and this was so bad I almost threw up at the sight of it never got close enough to smell it. Needless to say did not get lucky that night.
Apparently if you stick something in there and fill it up it creates a vacuum-like effect which just sucks it all in. Went through that situation another 3 times before I called it quits.
They got it out and when the son left the room the man asked my dad if he could have the pipe back. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. Was seeing a morbidly obese guy.